cereal
MMMM i just sat down to munch on a delicious bowl of frosties. i cascaded the milk on top just like the adverts and wow they looked ggggggggrrrrrrrrrreeeeaaaattttt. So yeh thought id have a bit of a munhc and mm i got a bit extra. i nice long curly black hair, the first thing that went through my head was “thank god its too long for a pube” seriously thank god. But this little gift really put me of my cereal. and what if it wasnt to long to be a pube… no its al good its obviously tony the tigers hairy bollacks that gets dipped into each pack of frosties…. thats the point .. he has a wank.. wipes the “juices) on his bollacks and frosts the flakes by the packet or individualy. Hence… frosted flakes. When i look at it like that i feel honoured to have pulled this hair from imbetween my teeth. i have touched god.
now i wish i could put this new persepective on the toenail i found in my cheese n pickle sandwich…
