“Its alright” 3/4* Tang magasine
We like:
The use of four legs to stabalise and keep the surface flat at all times is an ingenius invention of our time. No power source needed, which is handy, and can be used throughout day or night!!! (lamp not included) Varnished to perfection by only the most pure bred midgets to enable an uncomprimisable sheen, and with rounded corners reminise of times of yonder when peasants could be spit on and nigegers ( sorry i mean coffee people) werent invented. Even so Unbelievable quality at an unbelievable price…
We don’t like:
Its just a table
CNET UK judgement:
has the potential to be more than just a pine table. yet with all the hype, us at the review center PZ, dont feel it lives up to expectation. many people may feel dissapointed by this review as they were looking out to get one of these cutting edge necessities in any bachelours life. But we say, save up for a glass one , 3/4* “its alright”
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with love
aaron
