anyways a bit late but back…
I am grounded forever due to beaurocracy and a police/nanny state/sixth form and yeh apparently the extened essay had to be done two weeks ago and APARENTLY i have had plenty of warnings and APARENTLY its my fault but im not buying it. I feel the issue falls more with immagrents, yes i know unbelievable , but immigrants can be blamed for this atrocity and ill show you how. its easy really. ok soo you have my extended essay and a plan to begin it but then a series of events cascade together and cause me to not do it. it began on a sunday i sat down and intended to do my EE (as we sixth form folk call it cos we r hi hop n happening) n then was thirsty, here is the first problem, the immigrants had somehow brainwashed me to want a bottle of sprite and so i needed to travel to the shop then there was an immigrant, yes a bloody immigrant in the shop. i know this becuase he wasnt white!! he then sold me a sprite (at an overly inflated price) and i went back to my EE but my thoughts were filled with immigrant thoughts. for some reason i felt like i needed to run to spain to exploit their benefit system and get given a house and money for free and it was an unending urge to be somewhere where i wasn’t for all the free shit i could gain, scientifically called alpha phase one immigrantitus, only known in certain circles (alpha phase two is sumtimes known as the MJ syndrome—- ur skin colour changes!!!!!!) and so this happened for an extended period of time and that is why immigrants can be to blame. bloody imigants… tune in next week for why alien killer crabs stopped me from doin my maths courswork… titilating stuff
