today is the day of … jimmy carr/iranian jokes/ba hai jokes/ jokes about anything really….
Today was ok.. just ok .. i didnt see my girlfriend for the whole school day so i was pretty down about that bbuuttt then walked to the pub with jofie and bayan… it doesnt matter that it was the wrong pub…or that it was raining …. it was still hilarious !! after an array of jimmy carr and personal jokes i fwlt it was time to coin the phrase “a joke a minute” not quite original but watever… but thought of a genius original slightly racist joke asweell soo all good
“Jewish soap…. further the cleansing”
bit risqué but yeh so is your mum… jofie and bayan are learning to frive !! cunts!! hope u lose your next driving lesson !
anyways other than literally planning to revis english but instead doin bio with luisa that was my day today really boring really regular .. and yes just brilliant..
OI publican i am fucking parched i fucking want ur finest draft and a whisky for the dog…publicans you just cant get good ones these days… manley manley after you have finished wiping down my shotgun will u clean the mess of floor. Theres a spiffing chap.
