March 2009
3 posts
this blog has officialy ended
This is my last ever post on this blog. havnt had enough time to do it, i got exams, and i just have nothing funny to say anymore lol
cheers for reading….
good night…
goodbye..
x
Love is gone
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ol2DedEhOGI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ol2DedEhOGI
February 2009
19 posts
cereal
MMMM i just sat down to munch on a delicious bowl of frosties. i cascaded the milk on top just like the adverts and wow they looked ggggggggrrrrrrrrrreeeeaaaattttt. So yeh thought id have a bit of a munhc and mm i got a bit extra. i nice long curly black hair, the first thing that went through my head was “thank god its too long for a pube” seriously thank god. But this little gift...
“If it harms none do as though willt”
– jim sterling
cool
I have been given a gift a great gift, almost as good as mrryh, its like when jesus got gifts , this gift is making me feel like jesus… mmmm lovely lovely eye infection mmm…
To the mothers on tumblr,
perfectdelirium:
planettampon:
Get off the internet and cook your family dinner. You have no place here.
lol
A letter from god to man
saying hard things easy
India
Lima
Oscar
Victor
Echo
Yankee
Oscar
Uniform
……
she will probably think your a twat though…
unless she has trouble hearing..
then its probably the best advice you have ever had..
I don’t need your gratitude, cos i know ur thankful..
u have probably fallen in
Lima
Oscar
Victor
Echo
with me right now …
mmmmm you know im chocolaty..
on the...
"Its alright" 3/4* Tang magasine
We like:
The use of four legs to stabalise and keep the surface flat at all times is an ingenius invention of our time. No power source needed, which is handy, and can be used throughout day or night!!! (lamp not included) Varnished to perfection by only the most pure bred midgets to enable an uncomprimisable sheen, and with rounded corners reminise of times of yonder when peasants could be spit...
“All the whores and politicians will look up and shout ‘Save us’
...”
Ben Clunetangs blog →
This pretty much sums up PZ at the beginning of...
Nothing?
Exactly. It's the nothingness.
[music starts]
The whiteness
The endless...ness
Stretching on beyond the human imagination
Desolation of the soul!
OH MY GOD......
Ice flow nowhere to go.
Ice flow nowhere to go.
Lost in the blinding whiteness of the Tundra...check him out.
They call him the shrew
Arms in short
In with the claw..
I'm little Johnny Frostbite
Moving around
Freezing you up
Freezing you down
Like an icicle
Coming in your tent
In the pink light
Scissor bite
Arctic Death!
Infinite Light
Find More lyrics at www.sweetslyrics.com
Call me Tundra Boy
Because I move like an arctic
LIZARD!
When the blizzard strikes
I disappear like a pipe dream
All that is left is the gleam
On a tent peg
Boosh, Boosh,
Stronger than a moose
Don't Lock your doors or
We'll come through your rooftop
Stop, look around (?)
Take your mind off the floor
Because the Boosh is loose
And we're a little bit raw
Ice flow, Nowhere to go!
Ice flow, Nowhere to go!
Lost in the blinding whiteness of the Tundra!
The Boosh
this comes courtesy of ben clunie find him on tumblr his address will be linked!! he is a funny man a recomend it with all my heart !
music
i feel that everyone needs to hear these two folk songs they are quite old and extremely famous but mot people dont know where they are from
first song
Johnny Cash - Personal jesus (as covered by marylin manson)
and
Johnny Cash - The Gambler (just a good song)
good luck u guys in the show!!!! and yeh if u wanna fuck up do it on thursday so i can mention it in the blog !!! haahha
...
and yes i did just draw on my maths coursework to make that!! ahahha
nananana
na na na na na na na na BOURBOURN CREAMS these chocolaty parcels of goodness just ooze rapeocity. ive been munching on these bad boys for several minutes counting down the seconds until i dont have chemistry wooo. a gentlemen dinosaur should just enter in on his red carpet wearing only a bowler hat monocle and diamond studded cain n pimp slap chemistry into imagination or obscurity whichever is...
January 2009
16 posts
great song
The distant future, the year 2000. The distant future, the year 2000. The distant future. The distant future. No more agriculture. No more war. No more racism. No more fighting, squabbling or rumbling. No more yogurt. No more difficult access ways…stairs, basically, no more stairs. The future is quite different to the present. Yes, what with there being no more stairs and all. And most...
economics
the economics lesson is a strange creature. it inhabits the backs of cupboards an underneath the stairs, kind of like the bogey monster except not as perceptive. it creeps up on u when u are the most unsuspecting and vomits its supply and demand fury all over your face. aaargghh the curves arrghhh the numbers aarrgghhh the macrosoty anf the microsity aarrgghh the little african children you...
todayyy...
the summary of today kinda went sumink like this
no work slips… GOOOOOD
chocolate …… GOOOOD
energy drink….GOOOOOD
football….GOOOOOD
Groin Strain….. GOOOOOD
Walking back to the boarding house…. Major BBAAAADDDD
Shower… GOOOODD
soo i would say all good, except the minor issue of my aching balls/ groin
This week Gemma gets the major fail award...
lily allen
is hot :)
“I achieved masters degrees in three subjects at university. They were herbal...”
– a clever man
i got a new idea..
maybe a good feature to my blog would be a… a kind of review section with a twist. The idea i have in mind would be to review something that is taken for granted. Ill do a pilot as it were in a few days time to see if it gets a good audience lol i dont know what the fuck im saying i dont care bout what u think im doin it anyways lol have a good day…
copycats:
“Here Comes The Sun (Live)” by Belle...
“Compunctuosity” Aaron Flint on English”
the football match...
we had a football match, here are the highlights
thats all i need to say
aaron
anyways a bit late but back...
I am grounded forever due to beaurocracy and a police/nanny state/sixth form and yeh apparently the extened essay had to be done two weeks ago and APARENTLY i have had plenty of warnings and APARENTLY its my fault but im not buying it. I feel the issue falls more with immagrents, yes i know unbelievable , but immigrants can be blamed for this atrocity and ill show you how. its easy really. ok soo...
Im Back
Due to popular demand i am back writing, well not quite. I will be back writing tomorrow the 17th of january where ill catch up on all the shit ive missed. Keep using the comment system on future blogs please and yeh “WAA WAAHH WEEEE WWAAA” ill write soon guys
aaron
p.s. sue u fuckin retard
December 2008
4 posts
exams
“better chinese proverb “Foolish man give wife grand piano. but wise man...”
– vladimir kuchstovnoktivo the great chinese philosopher best friend of aar onsco ttflin T
“Ancient chinese proverb “If you have an hour to revise find a way of doing...”
– aar onsco ttflin T
the great chinese philosopher
aaahhaaa (in triumphantness)
this is my first blogation for two days and may be my last for a while. lots and lots of these things little known to mere mortals but all to well known by us private school kid folk.. the mock examinations.. the pass into the region of further education… just north of china and a right when u reach serbias oil fields 200 miles later and you should be… FUCKIN LOST… cos that what...
November 2008
14 posts
EDDDDEEEENNNNNNN projekt...
yesterday was the day of the edne projekt. and with the mood turning towards pessimism as the mocks loom ever closer we all decide to basically, get pissed and ice skate. it sounds like sum sort of failure cliché saying, kind of like.. and then i remembered i dont know any. but i definitly feel this is the political standing Gordorn brown (Gordon Brown making it worse, Gordon Brown bring on his...
“I woke up early this mornin’ with a new state of mind
a creative way to...”
– Kanye West
this is my first time using the mac widget tumblet… had sum drink soo all i can think of is a tumbler of whisky and errrgoooo happiness!!!:):)
“My dream is to fly
Over the rainbow, so high!”
– Yves Larock (via perfectdelirium)
the day of raphs birth...
today was the day of raphs birth. him be 18 years old !! him like alcohol.. him be happy
religion..
i have been quite interested recently in different religions and one of my friends.. who i have been reliably informed (by him) that his name isnt bayen its actualy bayán apparently.. is a bahai.. its sum stuff about a modern religion .. quite interesting really. soo anyways i just asked him to bring in some information. you now basically what its all about and how the religion was formed etc...
today is the day of ... jimmy carr/iranian...
Today was ok.. just ok .. i didnt see my girlfriend for the whole school day so i was pretty down about that bbuuttt then walked to the pub with jofie and bayan… it doesnt matter that it was the wrong pub…or that it was raining …. it was still hilarious !! after an array of jimmy carr and personal jokes i fwlt it was time to coin the phrase “a joke a minute” not...
“Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to...”
– Sam Ewing